Bad cookie. Bad, bad cookie.
Mocha Momma, a high school dean and coffee aficionado, led me to this site for fun. Warning: the cookies on this site will not predict a lottery win.
You will become a great bore in your later years.
Well, gentle readers, stick with me now. The posts will likely go downhill as I get older and wider. I mean, wiser.
An evil letter or message is on its way to you.
Spam, begone! Enough already!
Be selfish with your money; trouble lies ahead.
Good thing I finished the Christmas shopping early.
Idleness is the holiday of the wise.
Hmm. I actually like this one. I think I'll go relax, drink some coffee, and read a book. It'll feel like a holiday. Stumble It!