Ode to the Commode
Husband finally gave up on the toilet in the upstairs bathroom and replaced it with a new, energy efficient, handicapped friendly model. He was inspired to create this work of art to celebrate its installation.
Ode to Toilet:
How I love thee,
White and glistenin’,
Never complaining,
While I’m p***in’ in.
Though sometimes you roil and bubble,
And run-on as a kid in trouble,
You’re always accepting, playing my game,
(but regarding that smell, I’ll take the blame.)
I'll shout I love you!
From the top of my lungs!
Let’s do it now!
Let’s take the plunge!
(Okay, I'll admit this: he's had a long week at work, too.)
Stumble It!
Ode to Toilet:
How I love thee,
White and glistenin’,
Never complaining,
While I’m p***in’ in.
Though sometimes you roil and bubble,
And run-on as a kid in trouble,
You’re always accepting, playing my game,
(but regarding that smell, I’ll take the blame.)
I'll shout I love you!
From the top of my lungs!
Let’s do it now!
Let’s take the plunge!
(Okay, I'll admit this: he's had a long week at work, too.)
Labels: family life
Stumble It!
posted @8:36 AM
6 Comments:
LOL! I am truly impressed. Such a lovely poem, one would have never thought possible about a toilet!
Very good! Made me smile!!
On my blog i have written a poem about poo! And yes i had jad a long week to!!!!
Heh. Yep, I'd say that he had a long week, LOL!
Too funny!
This is hilarious!!
Hahaha! Bravo! Bravo! Encore!
Hey, it'd be cool to print this out, laminates it display it in the toilet, as one would display "God bless our kitchen" in the kitchen. LOL. You should get this piece copyrighted, hahaha!
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