Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Give me chocolate and no one gets hurt.

I have a theory about the Dementors of Harry Potter's world. Do you remember the dementors, the guards of Azkaban? They're rather frightning creatures. Men should fear these creepy strangers more than women. Why? Well, most women already know how to cope. We've felt this way before.

When dementors approach, the victims feel cold, chilled all over. Nothing can warm them up.
As the dementors get nearer, the victims are sad, depressed, as though they'll never be happy again. All happy memories are sucked away.
And last, but not least, is the treatment. Are you ready for this?
Chocolate.

Yes, I am convinced that dementors are really PMS in disguise.

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4 Comments:

Blogger MOM-NOS said...

Now THAT is a theory I can get behind! Thanks for a good laugh!

11/02/2006 12:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, brilliant! I think you're right.

11/03/2006 3:18 PM  
Blogger Mrs.Chili said...

I agree - I think you're right. We are also now in posession of yet more proof that chocolate is the cure-all for damned near everything.

11/05/2006 11:07 AM  
Blogger E. Able said...

I found this in my wanderings, today, just as I finished the last of my horded chocolate, or should that be my chocolate horde?

Since we're talking dementors, let's make them into a chocolatified horde and gobble them up, head first. I am PMS woman, fear my munch.

ROFLOL.

7/12/2009 5:46 PM  

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